Houston,

we have a one year old

Attention all recruits:

You have been chosen for a very special mission to celebrate Alessa's first trip around the sun.

Training camp will commence at 1pm with the space race. Qualified recruits will then move on to practice various skills such as tossing asteroids, walking on the moon, and collecting moon rocks. All recruits who pass their training missions will become certified astronauts

It's sure to be out of this world.